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Derrick Rose is being sued by a Bulls fan for mental breakdowns, emotional distress and weight gain

Published on April 19th, 2013 by Astramskas, David | 11,416 views

I remember a couple of years ago reading about a lady who tried to sue the producers of the (great) film “Drive” for false advertising because she thought she was going to see a brainless Fast and Furious type film.  Basically she sued because she ended up seeing an exceptional film when wanting to see a bad one.  I thought that had to be the most rediculous lawsuit ever.   That is until I heard about this loser from Peoria Illinois that is suing Derrick Rose because his injury and abscense from the Bulls has caused him to have “mental breakdowns, emotional distress and ultimately gain tons of weight!”

There’s a 100% chance that this will be thrown out but if it isn’t then I’m organizing a class action lawsuit against Kobe Bryant.  I might start one for Dwight Howard and Andrew Bynum too.  Darko, Kwame Brown and Greg Oden deserve a day in court too.  Actually, let’s all just sue David Stern even if the Miami Heat fans wont participate.

Source: Hip Hop 365

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aka Astramskiss bka VincentDa fka Expiredpineapples & RedApples is a "digital-marketing guy" living in Houston. Worked with the NBA, Sprite, 2K, cool people like LeBron, DWade and Robert Horry, a long list of not-so-cool people and few real s****ty people. Won editing awards, created websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs & sports memorabilia and has by far the longest bio on

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