6’8 Guy Pretends to Be A Utah Jazz Draft Pick, Gets Free Drinks & Women

Published on June 26th, 2015 by Astramskas, David | 14,365 views

What did you think about Connor Toole going to the Utah Jazz.  Who? You know, Connor the 6’10 power forward from…somewhere.

The reason why the name isn’t ringing a bell is because he wasn’t drafted last night, but that didn’t stop him from pretending he was and celebrating with a bunch of gullible fans who just want to mingle and get a little personal with a NBA player – any NBA player.

Connor is a humor writer for The Elite Daily and to “test his theory” that he could easily convince people he was a future NBA player he put on a suit, a Jazz hat and hung around the arena for congrats, selfies, free drinks and phone numbers from thirsty women.

As crazy as this video might seem to some of you, I can give you a hundred stories about streetballers who couldn’t make the NBA but were doing a good job of impersonating Wilt Chamberlain by saying they were to gullible women in bars, clubs and even hotel elevators.  I even have a 6’8 friend who is a photographer and occasionally uses the “i’m with the Rockets but they have me in the D-League right now, but don’t worry, i’ll be collecting dimes to James Harden next week.” And with that silly lie, he’s collecting dimes off the court.




About the Author

David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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