All Five LeBron James Fouls in Game 5

Published on May 29th, 2014 by Astramskas, David | 9,436 views

It wasn’t Lance Stephenson blowing in LeBron’s ear that annoyed Heat fans so much last night.  No, they were more annoyed with the refs blowing their whistle at LeBron on 5 questionable occasions.

Now, I’m not trying to say Ed Malloy is to be blamed for LeBron’s 2 for 10 shooting or that the forces that gave the Cavs another #1 pick want another game in the Eastern Conference Finals but….who knows.

All I know is I’m going to go to 7-Eleven today to pick up one of those new Sprite 6 LeBron Slurpees (seriously, 7-Eleven now has LeBron Slurpees), a Big Bite Hot Dog and then enjoy every bite and sip the way I’m going to enjoy every LeBron/Lance meme and article I’m going to see today.

The next  24 hours can’t pass soon enough.


The good…


The Bad…


And the Ugly!



About the Author

David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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