Carmelo Anthony must be on that LeBron Diet

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| August 12th, 2014 | 8,362 Views

Do you remember when your Mom used to say things like “if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?” After seeing pics of a thinner looking Melo on Instagram, I wonder if his Mom (or LaLa) is yelling at him and saying “if LeBron jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?”

Actually, I’m happy to see the man that some people have unfairly nicknamed “MarshMelo” drop a few pounds.  He was far from fat to begin with and obviously that weight never slowed him down or prevented him from scoring at will but a better diet and lifestyle should give Melo a couple more years (to try do whatever LeBron is doing – jk) in the league.

As long as he stays away from these things.



And it wouldn’t be fair of me to talk about Melo and bodies without showing these pics of his lovely wife.

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