Chris Paul, Melo & DWade Roast Kobe Bryant at Private Dinner

Published on February 18th, 2016 by Astramskas, David | 11,539 views

I would have preferred a Roast of Kobe Bryant on Comedy Central with Shaq and Jeff Ross, but this roast at the Gentlemen’s Supper Club at Parcae for Kobe by roasters Carmelo Anthony, Chris Paul and Dwyane Wade was still pretty amusing.

According to TMZ, here’s the gifts Kobe received.

  • Cane
  • Netflix subscription
  • Underwear
  • Reading glasses
  • Preparation H
  • Mamba fruit chews
  • TV remote
  • Denture adhesive cream
  • Compression socks
  • Barbaresco 1996 magnum bottle of Italian wine

That’s cool, but I still want to see Kobe on the Comedy Central set with Shaq on the mic.

About the Author

David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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