Dallas Mav’s Jae Crowder magically turns into Brandan Wright when he takes off his warm-up shirt
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This needs to be explained but without explanation I think it explains a lot of things that have been unexplained. Such as the young play of Vince Carter this season…maybe it’s not really Vince but a younger player that morphs into Vince when the warm-up shirt is removed.
As for this example caught on tape, 6’6″ 235 pound Jae Crowder turns into 3 year older, 4 inches taller and 25 pound less Brandan Wright. Mind blowing! You might be asking why change into Wright and not Dirk, Brand or Marion. Wright does play a couple mins less than Crowder with a slightly higher average in points, boards and blocks.
Wright or was it Jae or was it Jae being Wright, finished the game with 7 points 4 rebounds and 3 blocks…I think.