Darko The Serbian Gangster is now a pro Kickboxer
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Who else would pay to watch a pay-per-view fight between the Darko “The Serbian Gangster” Milicic and Roy Hibbert?
So what made me ask such a ridiculous question? Well, 7’2 Roy Hibbert has been known to do MMA training during NBA summers and according to NBA Serbia, the 7′ NBA bust will begin his career as a pro kickboxer today when he signs with the WAKO today.
The top-ranked Serb in the history of the NBA draft, Darko Milicic, will officially become a kickboxer on Wednesday at the Falkensteiner Hotel in Belgrade, when he will officially sign a contract with the World Association of Kickboxing Organizations (WAKO).
Milicic will sign a contract with Barbara Falsoni, director of WAKO PRO, who will also announce the famous basketball player’s first kickboxing match.
For the last year and a half, Milicic has not played basketball, but only done individual training and various strength and conditioning programs. There is no doubt he will have a lot of work to do to find his way around in the ring. However, he is not the first Serbian basketball player to dedicate himself to combat sports. Before he did it, so did Igor Rakocevic, former captain of Red Star Belgrade.
I have no clue if Darko’s fighting career will be any better than his basketball career but I do know from this classic post game interview that he has a lot of anger inside of him and I wouldn’t want to be the guy that has to fight him when he’s feeling this way (warning: the interview might offend the easily offended).
Reporter: Darko Milicic, congratulations despite the loss. First impressions?
Darko: Nothing, these three big shit heads, these two..three pussies have cheated us, that’s what happened. This pussy, these three shit heads think they are something. I will go and fuck their mothers’ pussy — all three of them, that’s what I’m gonna (????)…pussies all three of them, I’m gonna fuck his italian mother in her pussy, man, that’s what I want to say…
R: Darko, calm down a little bit, your impressions of the game?
D: He’s a shit head, he should suck my dick, go on..write that, man…all three of them, the first one and the second one and the third one…I don’t give a damn about this, that’s what I want to say.
D: Pussies..they don’t call anything…he fuck in his pants…I will fuck his mother in the mouth, man…if he has a daughter, I’ll fuck her too.
D: ???….we are fighting here, I died…I need an infusion, do you understand…and they cheat us like fuck…
You know I can’t talk about Kickboxing without bringing up this awesome scene from the 80’s “classic” Kickboxer starring Jean Claude Van Damme he’s a good dancer.