Darren Collison gets hit in the face by the ball after throwing an alley-oop to DeAndre Jordan

Published on October 19th, 2013 by Astramskas, David | 1,481 views

New Clipper Darren Collison was unstoppable, scoring 31, against the Blazers last night but he’s going to have to learn a few things about playing in Lob City. ┬áHe discovered #1, which is you can throw the ball anywhere around the rim and Blake or DJ will catch it, and then discovered #2 a second later – do not stand anywhere near or under the rim and look up.




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David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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