DeMarcus Cousins has a 100% chance of getting arrested by 5:19pm today…

Published on January 30th, 2015 by Astramskas, David | 2,702 views


The clock is ticking and if DeMarcus Cousins can get through the day without committing a crime – such as beating the ass of people who didn’t vote for him to be on the All-Star team – then Fox Sports writer Clay Travis will have to eat the words he tweeted on this day back in 2010.

Although it wasn’t considered a legal crime worthy of an arrest, this flop by Cousins is considered a crime in my book.

And this is debatable.

As debatable as why Cousins isn’t on the All-Star team – now that’s a crime.






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David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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