Do You Want To Sleep With Steph Curry or James Harden? Now You Can!

Published on May 19th, 2016 by Astramskas, David | 1,612 views


Are you a Steph Curry fanatic? Do you want to be Steph Curry? Do you have dreams of Steph Curry? Do you wish it was you and not Ayesha sleeping with Steph after he makes 5+ 3-pointers in a game. Well, now you can…sort of. Thanks to Active Dreamers, you can sleep on top of Steph Curry, put your face right on his or let him keep you warm at night by buying the Steph Curry reversible blanket set and pillowcase!

But wait, there’s more!

Do you miss Kobe? Do you want to team up with LeBron or be like Amber, Maliah, Khloe, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc and share a bed with James Harden? Active Dreamers can make that happen too!

For the low, low price of $129.99, you can have one of them shipped to your city. You can even have Kevin Durant shipped to LA which should make Laker fans a little happy since they probably will never see him in a Lakers uniform. Other sets available include Wade, Wall, CP3, Draymond Green, Klay, Westbrook and Carmelo – which I heard is extra soft.

Still not sold on the fact that you can do things under some Steph Curry sheets and then shoot the tissues into your garbage can while yelling “Curry for 3?” ¬†Well, Curry isn’t just a face on a pillowcase, he endorses the product!


About the Author

David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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