Dwayne Wade & Gabrielle Union are getting married in a castle & even King James has to sign a confidentiality agreement
David AstramskasAka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.
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Not that D Wade needs the money but he can probably make a pretty penny when he marries the pretty Gabrielle Union today…in a castle! The couple banned cameras and cell phones from the event and made all of their guests sign a confidentiality agreement which says “hefty cash fines for unspecified damages” will be given to any guest who discusses the event or releases any images from it.
I guess getting married at the “Chateau Artisan” is cool but having Sir Mix-A-Lot perform ‘Baby Got Back’ at your wedding is cooler. Then again, considering the budget that Wade and Union have for their top secret wedding, I wouldn’t be surprised if they topped Mix and had the Wu-Tang Clan perform together with a hologram Ol Dirty Bastard. But it’s south beach, so maybe they will get Luke and the 2 Live Crew instead.
If you want to see a mini-tour of the castle, watch Baby’s video for “Fire Flame.”