From flopping to blowing in LeBron’s ears, Lance pulled out all the tricks in GM5

Published on May 29th, 2014 by Astramskas, David | 19,422 views

Before game 5, Lance admitted that it probably wasn’t the best decision to say the trash that he did about LeBron. So for game 5, he tried to make up with LeBron…by blowing in his ear! Seriously, he blew in LeBron’s ear.

Lance also pulled out a bunch of other tricks from sneaking into a Heat huddle…

to executing an epic flop which will probably cost him another pretty penny.

Lance and the Pacers did get the win and will get the opportunity to fight another day, but as for the love tactic on James, LeBron said “he blew in his wife’s ear before, that was a defensive tactic.”

You can also bet on LeBron blowing up in game 6 after scoring just 7 points on this night.

“All the extra, whatever Lance wants to deal with, I don’t really care about that,” James said. “Lance is Lance. He’s going to do what he needs to do to help his team win. [Wade and I], as two of the leaders of our team, we’re going to do what it takes to help our team win.”

Oh well, maybe Lance will have better luck with love with Norris Cole.




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David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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