Gangster Darko is back! Willing to “kill someone on the court” for the Celtics
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(Warning – this post contains strong, obnoxious, immature, Darko approved language)
What you know about the new Boston Celtic is that Darko’s a bust picked #2 behind LeBron and before Melo, Wade, Bosh & other allstars. What you don’t know about Darko is he’s a gangster. To quote Rasheed “still trying to play” Wallace, “Darko is a Serbian gangster” and that he “got bodies back there (Serbia). He can go psycho on guys.”
Coming from Rasheed that’s saying something and if you thought Rasheed was a refs nightmare, check out the old video above of Darko threatening to kill some motherfucking refs and then fuck their moms, wives and daughters. Here’s a close translation of what Darko is saying in the video
Reporter: Darko Milicic, congratulations despite the loss. First impressions?
Darko: Nothing, these three big shit heads, these two..three pussies have cheated us, that’s what happened. This pussy, these three shit heads think they are something. I will go and fuck their mothers’ pussy — all three of them, that’s what I’m gonna (????)…pussies all three of them, I’m gonna fuck his italian mother in her pussy, man, that’s what I want to say…
R: Darko, calm down a little bit, your impressions of the game?
D: He’s a shit head, he should suck my dick, go on..write that, man…all three of them, the first one and the second one and the third one…I don’t give a damn about this, that’s what I want to say.
D: Pussies..they don’t call anything…he fuck in his pants…I will fuck his mother in the mouth, man…if he has a daughter, I’ll fuck her too.
D: ???….we are fighting here, I died…I need an infusion, do you understand…and they cheat us like fuck…
Yeah I would say that tops any post game interview of Shaq not giving a shit on TV.
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When CSNNE.com talked with the 7ft 275 pound Serbian Scareface about the Celtics, he had some interesting things to say about his new role next to not so balanced Kevin Garnett and Rondo.
I’m done trying to prove I’m the No. 2 pick and that [expletive] stuff,” “This year, it’s all about Celtics, to show that I am a team player. It’s not about me. It’s about us as a team. I’ll do whatever it takes, whatever I need to do to help this team. So now, if I have to go kill someone on the court, I’ll kill someone on the court.”
To be honest, that’s just scary talk but considering Rick Adelman and (fuckhead) David Kahn are still alive I think the rest of the league, their moms, wives and daughters are safe.
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