GOAT Dance Battle: LaVar Ball vs Michael Jordan

David Astramskas David AstramskasAbout the Author
Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

| July 20th, 2017 | 9,066 Views

We all know LaVar Ball wouldn’t stand a chance in a 1-on-1 contest with Michael Jordan at any stage of his life but I’ll bet a pair of autographed Big Baller Brand shoes that LaVar would wipe the floor with Michael Jordan in a 1-on-1 dance battle, especially when Michael Jackson comes on.

If you are thinking I’m taking shots at The GOAT then you obviously have never seen the King of Pop’s music video for Jam (RIP the overweight lover Heavy D)…

Or had a VHS copy of Michael Jordan’s Playground (directed by a young Zach Snyder before he started making bad DC films) and watched MJ try to dance with Kid N’ Play and the very underrated 80’s group Full Force.

As little rhythm as MJ had, his 80s teammates — Scottie Pippen, Charles Oakley, Horace Grant and Craig Hodges — weren’t exactly MC Hammer.

But give MJ a few drinks, a cigar and couple of ladies and he’ll show you some dance moves.

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Or just some headphones and an umbrella…

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