Gordon Hayward Scored 21 of 32 Points in 3rd Quarter While Maintaining His Perfect Hair!
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I understand why shoes companies aren’t fighting to get the criminally underrated Gordon Hayward a shoe deal or why he’s not in State Farm commercial but why isn’t a hair product company paying this man?
On Saturday, he scored 32 points against the Nuggets, including 21 in the 3rd quarter, without messing up a strand of his perfect looking hair. Anybody with a similar slick hairstyle like his understands the pain white people go through on a daily basis by playing ball and working out and keeping their hair looking good. Hayward and his lovely wife/stylist know the secret and I’m hoping they eventually reveal it. All-Star weekend would be a good place!