Happy Birthday to the Serbian Gangster | Darko Milicic’s “Best” NBA Moments
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With the NBA draft coming up and everybody discussing which teams should draft which players, let’s celebrate the birthday of the man who was drafted after LeBron and before Melo, Wade and Bosh by revisiting some of his “best moments” in Detroit, Orlando, Memphis, New York, Minnesota and 1 game/5 minutes in Boston where he racked up 0 points, assists, steals, blocks, 1 rebound, 1 foul and 2 turnovers – not exactly the way you want to end your career but then again he was doomed from the beginning as the #2 pick.
So let’s get started with a prediction that the “Serbian Gangster” will be better than LeBron James and a video and transcript of the best Darko interview of all-time (warning: the interview might offend the easily offended).
Reporter: Darko Milicic, congratulations despite the loss. First impressions?
Darko: Nothing, these three big shit heads, these two..three pussies have cheated us, that’s what happened. This pussy, these three shit heads think they are something. I will go and fuck their mothers’ pussy — all three of them, that’s what I’m gonna (????)…pussies all three of them, I’m gonna fuck his italian mother in her pussy, man, that’s what I want to say…
R: Darko, calm down a little bit, your impressions of the game?
D: He’s a shit head, he should suck my dick, go on..write that, man…all three of them, the first one and the second one and the third one…I don’t give a damn about this, that’s what I want to say.
D: Pussies..they don’t call anything…he fuck in his pants…I will fuck his mother in the mouth, man…if he has a daughter, I’ll fuck her too.
D: ???….we are fighting here, I died…I need an infusion, do you understand…and they cheat us like fuck…