Heir Jordans on the way – Michael Jordan will have a reverse Vasectomy
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From 50 Cent to Diddy to Dwight Howard recruiter Slim Thug, a lot of rappers have been recently going under the knife for a vasectomy to make sure they aren’t competing with Dwight Howard in a baby making contest.
Michael Jordan had the procedure done a long time ago after having three kids and a $168 million divorce with Jauanita Vanoy. Earlier this year, the 50 year old GOAT married former model Yvette Prieto (in a $10 million weeding) and as part of the marriage agreement, Yvette wanted baby MJ’s which will require Jordan to undergo a procedure to reverse the vasectomy. Rumor has it that MJ has agreed to untie the tubes which means you can expect MJ & his wife (and then future baby) to start appearing on the cover of gossip mags you can flip through while waiting to pay for your groceries.
MJ’s son Marcus at the Nike Extravaganza
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