It’s Time For Gerald Green’s Annual Rim Inspection (From 2012-2015)

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| September 17th, 2015 | 8,932 Views


There’s a couple of things I look forward to every year. Obviously blowing out candles on birthdays is one but the other is watching Gerald Green’s annual rim inspection. Every October, the “Four Fingered Assassin” shows off his rim inspecting ability by throwing down some ridiculous oops and showing how he could hit his face on the rim during practices. This time, as a member of the Miami Heat, Green was a couple of weeks early with the annual show when he posted a few vids of the event on his Instagram account.

Green also addressed his finger injury on Instagram, “I remember when I went back to school after I lost my finger I told everybody I still will be in the NBA. Everybody laughed at me. Now the people who laughed at me asking me for my autograph!”

So let’s honor the finger injury and Green’s capability of causing head injuries by remembering Green’s past preseason “illusions.”


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