Jaden Newman Breaking Ankles & Records In Her 6th Grade Mixtape
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Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.
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I beat Steph Curry in a 3-point contest! That’s something most of the best shooters in the world would love to say they once did. Jaden Newman is one of those lucky few and she can say she did it when she was just 10 years old!
So what has she done since then? Nothing much. Just typical 6th grade stuff, like becoming the youngest player to score 1,000 points in high school while leading the state of Florida in scoring with a 38.7 points per game average. She also averaged 6.7 dimes, 6.1 steals and unofficially 6 ankle breakers a game while doing her best Steph from near half-court impersonations.
Or is she doing impersonations of her older brother, Julian?