Joakim Noah’s Funny Cursing Rants PT 2: Calling LeBron a P***Y

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| April 6th, 2015 | 6,868 Views

Warning this post may use the word “p***y” more times than Tweety Bird does in a Loony Tunes video or Cheech Marin in this scene from From Dusk Till Dawn (probably not).

One year and a couple of day ago, Joakim Noah went on one of the funniest cursing rants in NBA  history when he handed out a “fuck you” to every ref in sight the way Oprah used to hand out cars to audience members on her show.

 

“You get a car and you get a car and you get a car!”

On Sunday, Noah gave us a cursing sequel, but this time with the word “pussy” and it was only directed at one person – Mr LeBron James.

“What’s up Puss. What’s up Puss. Pussy”  

What was up was a 3-point storm by LeBron and the Cavs.  Cleveland made 16 3-pointers including a couple of lucky half-court bombs.

“The basketball gods were on their side today,” said a frustrated Noah who finished the night with just 6 points, 8 rebounds and 7 assists in the loss.

As for the King with God on his side and a history of fights with Noah, LeBron finished with his first triple double (20/10/12) of the season.

Somewhere in Miami the classy Heat fan with a backstory that includes cocaine and murder is cursing at both James and Noah.

 

NOAH VS MOZGOV

LeBron wasn’t the only Cav Noah had something eloquent to say to. He told Timofey Mozgov “aaaaaaahhhh” after dunking on him in the 3rd quarter.

Which was payback for this moment.




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