Justin Bieber Releases Basketball Mix, Tells Trolls “F*** You” About His Shooting Form
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Check out Justin Bieber, looking like a white Pac with Shawn Marion/Kevin Martin’s jump shot, doing his best Steph Curry impersonation while letting his “haters” know he could not care less about how ugly is jumper is.
“A big fuck you to all the basketball playing trolls online saying i have bad form first of all I’m not a basketball player I’m a singer lol second of All I’ll work on my form”
I’m sure the internet is going to have some fun roasting him and his shot today but to his credit, he’s actually a pretty good sport about getting roasted…or maybe when it’s just coming from his friends, like Shaquille O’Neal. Here’s a few of the funniest lines from Shaq at Biebers Comedy Roast last year.
“Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year you were ranked the fifth-most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn’t even score that low, and he uses your music to fuckin’ torture people.”
“Justin has a tattoo of Jesus on his calf. Why you gotta bring Jesus into your mess? That man has suffered enough.”
And here’s a few of the best lines from the roast king Jeff Ross.
“Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?”
“If Anne Frank had heard your music, she would’ve Uber’d to Auschwitz.”
“Lately a lot of people have been pointing their fingers at you—and those are just lesbians showing the barber how they want their haircut.”
Funny stuff but nowhere near as funny as watching Bieber mean mug the camera after showing off his “handles” in this classic Bieber hooping clip.