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Knicks Fans Will Love This: A Latvian Rap Song About Kristaps Porzingis!

Published on July 4th, 2015 by Astramskas, David | 1,172 views

Stephen A. Smith and Michael Rapaport are going to love this rap song. On draft night, the two famous Knicks’ fans provided two of the most hilarious reactions to the drafting of Kristaps Porzingis and two days ago, two rappers from Latvia released a rap song about the 19 year old 4th pick in the draft.

Just for you Michael, here’s the lyrics (translated by Virgin_Headquarters) to the song.

Standing 2,16m tall

KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS

If you’re looking at him, you’re looking UP

KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS

Who is the one with more money?

KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS

Who is the guy, whose name we keep confusing?

KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS

I am so short, I’m not so young, I am so stiff

I come in to a club, I drop the money, I drop the skis, I drop my shoes

I sit on a couch, my feet are stinking, I put my shoes back on and continue partying

I pass through and dunk the ball

Just like KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS

She saw me, I’m standing next to her.. you want my skis? You want to be next to me?

You come to me, but I go over you

Just like KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS

I see the most beautiful girl in the club

And tell her: I am your destiny

But she says to me, you’re not tall

Like KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS

.. Kristaps.. PORZIŅĢIS (x6)

-Adam Silver part-

Second guy:

I’m ice, honey, painting, sausage, yeah, yeah, yeah

Meanwhile Kristaps is getting buckets in the NBA, yeah, yeah, yeah

Meaning, fence, steel, cookie, blackness, yeah, yeah, yeah

Rarity, Age, luxury, pride, drinker yeah, yeah, yeah

I do not want to lie and age drinking, do not want to mourn and wrestle with decisions, don’t want, don’t want to, son, peace

KRIS. KRISTAPS.. PORZIŅĢIIIIIS (xEternity)

As corny as this song is, is it any worse than KOBE by Cheif Keef?




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