Kobe Bryant Says He’s “Playing Like $#it, Freaking Sucks & Is the 200th Best Player In the League Right Now”
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“I just can’t make a shot,” said a frustrated Kobe Bryant after missing his first 7 shots and only hitting 3 of 15 on Sunday. “I’m playing like shit.”
How shitty? Kobe has only made 16 of 51 field goals in the Lakers first 3 games this season and after the loss to the Mavs, the usually confident Bryant said he “freaking sucks” and consider himself the “200th best player in the league right now.”
200?! I guess those “idiots” at ESPN ranking Kobe the 93rd best player in the league before the season look kind of lenient now. I’m kidding about the rankings. Obviously Kobe is just exaggerating and pissed at himself for the way he’s playing and I’m assuming he will break out the shooting slump soon. If not, all I can say is that’s going to “freakin’ suck” for Kobe and Lakers fans.