LeBron James Murdered the Raptors, The Rim & The Ball In Game 1

Published on May 18th, 2016 by Astramskas, David | 2,967 views

I’m not sure who suffered the most during game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals: the Raptors, Raptors fans, the rim or the basketball?

I do know LeBron James is the reason why all of the choices were hurting. He helped the Cavs murder the Raptors 115-84 by hitting his first 9 shots and finished with 24 points, 6 boards, 4 assists and 2 steals in just 28 minutes of action. A few of those first 9 shots were vicious dunks, including 1 that looked like it was about to deflate the ball more than a Raptors’ fan who actually thought the Raptors could win this series.


And if watching the Cavs bench celebrate while the King dunked, danced and screamed on the court wasn’t painful enough for Drake and the Raptors fans, the Crying Jordan memes started circulating, including this amusing one.


“I thought they were the fresher team, the quicker team,” Raptors coach Dwane Casey said after the Cavs largest win in Cavs playoffs history.

And don’t forget better Dwane!



About the Author

David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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