Meet the tallest Santa ever: Santa Closs (7’3″ former Clipper Keith Closs)
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If you attended the 3rd Annual “Santa Slam” then you had the opportunity to see the great dunkers from West Coast Dreamers, the talented ballers from the Venice Beach League and the tallest Santa Claus ever: Santa Closs!
Closs stands at 7″3″ and is a former alcoholic and worse….a former member of the late 90’s LA Clippers! I’m only joking about Closs’ past drinking problems because it’s in the past and he’s been clean for years and putting smiles on many faces as Santa Closs and a baller with a great personality at many events in the Cali area.
Shout out to Billy Doran of Dunkademics for the pic and video