Dwight Howard was offered free fried chicken for life last summer if he would have signed with the Mavs. That’s all good but doesn’t really compete with lap dances for life and the “Melo Love” package that Scores of New York is offering Carmelo Anthony if he stays in the Big Apple.
But the Admiral Theater in Chicago is trying to top the Love package by making 3 of their dancers get a ‘Carmelo Anthony’ tatoo, a life sized portrait of him in the club and a LaLa look-a-like contest – why would a man want to go to a strip club to see women that resemble his wife?
The answer really doesn’t matter because it looks like Melo is going to be taking the “Melo Love” package today but I’m sure John Wall and James Harden are remembering these offers.
Here’s the full offers Via TMZ
NEW YORK: SCORES
is offering the “Melo Love” package which includes
— Free lap dances for life.
— Judging the “Dollars For Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition (15,000 scholarship in his name to the winner.)
— A new drink called “The Melo Carmelo” to be served in the club forever.
— His own personal ball girl and cheerleading squad for every Knicks game that would only cheer for Carmelo.
— A topless charity basketball game in his honor (in which he could play) … “where holding is not a foul.”
CHICAGO: ADMIRAL THEATER
— A life sized portrait of him with various girls at his feet to be on display in the club forever.
— A LaLa Anthony look-alike contest in the club that Melo and LaLa could judge as a couple.
— Free driver service to and from the club forever.
— 3 of the dancers from the club would tattoo ‘Carmelo Anthony’ on their bodies (they really said this).
Let’s not forget about Rick’s Cabaret who welcomed Melo to NYC a few years ago