Otto Porter Broke His Own Ankles But Not As Bad As Vince Carter Once Did
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You know that UGK line I’m so bad, I can su…never mind, you can google the song. The reason why I brought the song up was so I could say Otto Porter is so bad he can break his own ankles! Seriously, that’s what he did during the Wizards’ win against the Suns on Friday.
As bad as the self-inflicted ankle-breaker was, it’s nothing compared to the time Vince Carter injured himself while trying to do a crossover.