The Pelicans can sign a superstar better than KD, LeBron & Kobe for only $1million a year for life
$1 million a year for life for a player better than KD, LeBron, MJ and “Kobie”Bryant! This sounds like the steal of the century. This player hasn’t played ball in a few years and doesn’t have any pro experience or even a Ballislife mix but he did show he’s willing to go the extra mile by writing (not typing) a cover letter and mailing (not e-mailing) it to the Pelicans (of all teams). Pelicans.com writer Jim Eichenhofer shared the note on Twitter and Rant Sports translated the letter for us.
How would you like a 1 mill a year superstar better than KD LeBron James MJ Kobie Bryant. I am serious I’m top notch. I haven’t played in 5 years and can do it all. Need to practice I am rusty. I am 6’3″ to 6’5″ can do shot’s block post pass defend rebound steal run do it all. Come get in touch I’ll be top of the NBA in two years. I’m [?] want only 1 mill for life a year. At least come get me [?] me one year. Phone [blank] [blank]. I’m what you need for total success. I play hurt sick and still win. See ya.
Michael Jordan didn’t make a million until his 3rd season and played his last 2 with the Wizards for only a million a season so I suggest the Pelicans scoop up this superstar with a lifetime deal so he can’t pull a 30+ million a season request like MJ did in 96 and 97.
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