Sam Dekker Shows What Happens When “White Guys Get Excited To Try & Dunk On Somebody”

Published on November 3rd, 2016 by Astramskas, David | 3,312 views

Rockets rookie Sam Dekker had 5 points and 7 boards off the bench during the Rockets easy win over the Knicks on Wednesday. He should have had 7 but he tripped on his own feet (nice Kyrie sneakers!), fell and didn’t get to show us those Zach LaVine-like hops.

Here’s his excuse, which I don’t think Shaq is going to buy on the next episode of Shaqtin’ a Fool.


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David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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