What Are Those?! Steph Curry Responds To The Internet Roasting Him and His Saint Laurent Boots

Published on October 13th, 2015 by Astramskas, David | 5,012 views


When Steph Curry’s lovely wife, Ayesha, posted a pic of herself with and her hubby on her Instagram account, the last thing she and Steph probably thought would happen was the picture going viral.  The reason why the pic went viral was because of  all of the jokes about the boots Steph was wearing. The roasting of Curry’s Under Armour alternatives were coming in so hard and quickly that  he even temporarily set his Instagram account to private.

The funniest of all the roasters was Cornelius Dixon who had this (not safe for the Riley Curry’s to read) to say.

First off I wanna say my mans wife badder than toddlers wit silver caps on they teeth. Secondly I wanna thank the nigga for bringing waffle colored niggas byke and showing the world Lebron ain’t that dope. Third I wanna say his daughter the coolest kid since Raven Symoné was on the Cosby Show. But I said all that to say this. I can’t let this nigga slide wit them Walker Texas Ranger boots on. Them the boots Mr Krabs sold SpongeBob. I think Pootie Tang wore them hoes. Them the shoes Undercover Brother had on. I’m just waiting on Riley to come out of nowhere and hit her daddy wit a “What are those?!??”

Curry’s account is back up and with a post defending his Saint Laurent boots.

I’ve seen some funny stuff today about the kicks but I love em! The BFFL @_raiiney with @byslr Hooked me up for the Obama x Kanye event yesterday #chealseaboots #imlookingatsomethingimportant



About the Author

David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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