The Art Of Passing By New Clipper Milos Teodosic aka The Serbian White Chocolate
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The Clippers have reportedly signed Milos Teodosic aka “Serbia’s White Chocolate” to a two-year deal, which will reunite him with Olympiacos teammate Patrick Beverley and make DeAndre Jordan one happy All-Star.
Some of Milos’ accomplishments include a EuroLeague MVP and FIBA Europe Player of the Year award in 2010 and a EuroLeague Championship in 2016, but the only reason we really give a damn about this pick-up is because we can’t wait to see a no-look Milos assist in person and to see the play end with a thunderous dunk by a DeAndre Jordan instead of a Bogdan Bodanovic.
So in honor of the Clippers making the value of their tickets go up a little after trading away CP3 and Jamal Crawford, here’s a preview of what you will be seeing La La Land followed by a spazzing Steve Ballmer.