The Comedy Roast of Steph Curry’s New “Chef” Shoes
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If you thought the internet was being hard on Steph Curry after game 3 on Wednesday, he was receiving chocolate and flowers compared to what the internet had to say about his new Curry2 Low “Chef” shoes. We posted a pic of the kicks to Twitter on Wednesday and the thread instantly turned into a comedy roast. It wasn’t just your common sneaker head doing the roasting, actual comedians, like Jensen Karp (I highly recommend his new book: Kanye Owes Me $300) joined the fun.
Steph Curry and Under Armour really targeting that emergency room nurse demographic. pic.twitter.com/MPR1UTPnRI
— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) June 10, 2016
The verbal beatdown got so bad, Steph’s brother, Seth, even joked about them and ESPN decided to repost the image on Thursday so they could host their own comedy roast.
So in honor of the shoes (you know if that UA logo was replaced by a Jordan one, people would be sleeping outside of malls and starting riots to pay $200 for them), we collected our favorite jokes, tweets and memes about them so you can have a big laugh…while Curry laughs all the way to the bank.