The FBI Are Searching For A Bank Robber Who Looks Like A Certain Shooter On The Warriors

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| September 5th, 2017 | 6,079 Views

Between his adventures in China, drinking beer in postgame interviews, signing toasters, dating models, having the least amount of haters on the Warriors and his ability to drop 60 points in 29 minutes while wearing Anta shoes, Klay Thompson is a candidate for “Most Interesting Man In The NBA.” Now that he’s wanted by the FBI for robbing US banks in Orange County, he should be drinking Dos Equis in another country and replacing Cladio Marangone as “The Most Interesting Man In The World.”

The funniest thing about this story is Klay robbed banks near the area he grew up in. I can just imagine the bank employees acting like the late Reynaldo Rey with Marques Johnson in this scene from ‘White Men Can’t Jump.’ 

Unfortunately for the Cavs and everybody who doesn’t want to see the Warriors repeat as NBA champs, Klay isn’t that “white male bandit” in those FBI tweets, but, the internet sure is having fun saying it is.






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