The Lovely Warriors Sideline Reporter Gets A Champagne Shower

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| June 17th, 2015 | 11,572 Views

One of our favorite Warriors to joke about and at the same time compliment throughout this past season has been the lovely Golden State Warriors sideline reporter Rosalyn Gold-Onwude.

We first talked about her when we beat a dead horse with the “Feed off of the D” video starring Klay Thompson.

We then laughed at Coach Kerr and a ref for checking her out when she wasn’t looking.


We also busted Harrison Barnes doing the same during the series against the Grizzlies.


And as tempting as it was to make one last joke about the champagne shower she got last night, I’m just going to say congrats to her on a great season, thanks for being a champion and a good sport about the jokes and keep on doing what you are doing….just beware of creepy guys behind you.


I also should say congrats on being able to celebrate a win against LeBron for the 2nd time.

You can follow the Emmy award-winning Rosalyn without looking like a stalker by following her Twitter account at




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