The Relativity Avengerables Movie Trailer w/ Dwight Howard, Amare, Shump, Cousins, DJ, Parsons & more
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On the website of sports management company Relativity Sports, it says that they are “a fast-growing sports management company dedicated to providing elite professional athletes a full-range of development services including contract negotiation, marketing, media relations, fan management, brand building, entrepreneurial opportunities, community involvement and personal services.”
What they didn’t say they will do is make you a movie star but they did give their basketball clients a chance to show off their acting chops in a fake movie trailer called RelativityAvengerables. The video, distributed via their Facebook page, features Dwight Howard, Amar’e Stoudemire, Demarcus Cousins, Deandre Jordan, Iman Shumpert, Chandler Parsons, Corey Brewer, Larry Sanders and Courtney Lee as the NBA’s version of The Expendables with each baller playing a cliche character from an action film.
I don’t know if Relativity will be able to get most of these guys into Michael Bay’s next equally over-the-top action film but I hope they get Chandler Parson’s a real big pay day because he’s the best deal in the league.