Toronto Sun Cover: Raptors vs Dinosaurs (Nets)

Published on April 19th, 2014 by Astramskas, David | 1,332 views


“Garnett & Pierce are so old the Raptor had to ask his dad about them”

The amusing line and cover belong to the Toronto Sun newspaper that previewed the first round match-up between the Raptors and Nets by joking about the age of the Brooklyn squad.

The average age of the Brooklyn Dinosaurs is just 4.4 years older than the Toronto Raptors but that number would be a little higher if it wasn’t for 21 year old Marquis Teague to lower it for the Nets who have Pierce (36) and KG (37).  As for the Raptors, their oldest dino is 34 year old John Salmons.




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David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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