Woooorldstar! Robin Lopez beats up Pistons’ mascot 2 days after Nets beat up the Horse

Published on December 16th, 2013 by Astramskas, David | 3,570 views

2 days after getting beat up and dragged off the court by Andray Blatche and the Nets, Hooper the Pistons mascot, got beat up again.  Unlike the first incident on Friday night, Hooper wasn’t sucker punched and then beaten by a gang of guys like he was being initiated into a stupid gang, the horse was asking for it on Sunday when he wore a wig that mocked Robin Lopez’s hair.

Lopez beat up the horse, took the wig, put on the wig (which made him look exactly the same) and then racked up 12 points and 13 rebounds in a OT win for his Blazers.



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Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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