John Wall Slaps Jae Crowder For Touching His Nose

John Wall missed 17 of his 21 shots in Wednesday’s loss to the Celtics but had no problem landing a five-finger slap to the face of Jae Crowder after the moody forward put his finger on the nose of Wall during some trash-talking. The two were separated as a few of their teammates continued to exchange sweet nothings, including Marcus Smart, who had to be escorted to the tunnel.

The game featured five techs and another exceptional performance from Isaiah Thomas, who had his buddy Floyd Mayweather in the crowd – I would have paid so much money to see a fight between John “That’s how you feel, you woke the monster” Wall, Jae “Don’t cheer for the other team” Crowder, the Four-Fingered Assassin Gerald Green, Marcus Smart and Markieff Morris while Mayweather smiles in the background.