Stephen A. Smith and Michael Rapaport are going to love this rap song. On draft night, the two famous Knicks’ fans provided two of the most hilarious reactions to the drafting of Kristaps Porzingis and two days ago, two rappers from Latvia released a rap song about the 19 year old 4th pick in the draft.
Just for you Michael, here’s the lyrics (translated by Virgin_Headquarters) to the song.
Standing 2,16m tall
KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS
If you’re looking at him, you’re looking UP
KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS
Who is the one with more money?
KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS
Who is the guy, whose name we keep confusing?
KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS
I am so short, I’m not so young, I am so stiff
I come in to a club, I drop the money, I drop the skis, I drop my shoes
I sit on a couch, my feet are stinking, I put my shoes back on and continue partying
I pass through and dunk the ball
Just like KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS
She saw me, I’m standing next to her.. you want my skis? You want to be next to me?
You come to me, but I go over you
Just like KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS
I see the most beautiful girl in the club
And tell her: I am your destiny
But she says to me, you’re not tall
Like KRISTAPS PORZIŅĢIS
.. Kristaps.. PORZIŅĢIS (x6)
–Adam Silver part–
Second guy:
I’m ice, honey, painting, sausage, yeah, yeah, yeah
Meanwhile Kristaps is getting buckets in the NBA, yeah, yeah, yeah
Meaning, fence, steel, cookie, blackness, yeah, yeah, yeah
Rarity, Age, luxury, pride, drinker yeah, yeah, yeah
I do not want to lie and age drinking, do not want to mourn and wrestle with decisions, don’t want, don’t want to, son, peace
KRIS. KRISTAPS.. PORZIŅĢIIIIIS (xEternity)
As corny as this song is, is it any worse than KOBE by Cheif Keef?