If you thought HDMI ports on Jordan shoes were a head scratcher then here’s the latest version of Ron Artest, who will be playing for the Sichuan Blue Whales this season, explaining his new Panda shoes to Courtside Access.
“Before every game, I will be wearing the white or black shoes. The top part of the shoe has a panda on it…it is removable. I will be throwing it to a friend in the crowd. The person who catches it will be the Panda’s Friend of the Day.”
Feel free to insert your 3 letter acronym (OMG/LOL/SMH/WTF) right now.
The bear is not detachable. The Teddy bear is a permanent and is the pandas friend! The ears on the side are also not detachable. Enjoy
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