Osama Bin Laden's translator wants an apology from LeBron...and a cat

“Dear Mr. Warner!” he wrote in a separate freshly declassified letter. “Lebron James is very bad man. He should apologize to the city of Cleveland.”

Mr Warner is Carlos Warner, a lawyer repping Muhammed Rahim – Osama Bin Laden’s former translator that is serving time in Guantamo Bay. In a complaint letter sent to his lawyer, Rahim listed his complaints which ranged from needing company in the form of a cat and needing an apology from recent USA gold medalist LeBron James. I don’t think either will happen but I can advise him not to eat a certain meat sandwich that Harold and Kumar were able to avoid.

Maybe they can sneak this cat in. He crashed a class at the University of Peace in Costa Rica. Sounds like the perfect partner for him but does he know cats aren’t that loyal.