Ernie Johnson “stacks paper to the ceiling & rides on 24 inch chrome”

Published on April 11th, 2014 by Astramskas, David | 5,166 views

“Don’t test me Shaq.”

The always cool Ernie Johnson usually let’s Shaq, Kenny and Barkley deliver the comedy and punch lines during Inside the NBA but his “I stack paper to the ceiling and ride on 24 inch chrome” reply to Shaq easily wins quote of the night and funniest moment too.

After that discovery, we might have to rethink the answer to this question from 2008 when a person asked (via Myspace!) if “EJ was black or white?”

Since we are joking about race and stereotypes, one stereotype that Elevator Ernie is guilty of is “white men can’t jump.”



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David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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