Ernie Johnson “stacks paper to the ceiling & rides on 24 inch chrome”
“Don’t test me Shaq.”
The always cool Ernie Johnson usually let’s Shaq, Kenny and Barkley deliver the comedy and punch lines during Inside the NBA but his “I stack paper to the ceiling and ride on 24 inch chrome” reply to Shaq easily wins quote of the night and funniest moment too.
After that discovery, we might have to rethink the answer to this question from 2008 when a person asked (via Myspace!) if “EJ was black or white?”
Since we are joking about race and stereotypes, one stereotype that Elevator Ernie is guilty of is “white men can’t jump.”