Michael Jordan & wife are expecting twin girls | Basketball Twins Tribute

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| December 18th, 2013 | 7,868 Views


News from the grocery line aisles is that Michael Jordan and wife of 8 months Yvette Prieto are expecting twins.

When most of us heard that news that The Goat was having another kid (get it), we started thinking maybe this one will be the real heir to Air (no offense to Marcus or Jeffrey).  Then the rumor broke that he was having twins and we started thinking maybe he will have two ballers.  An underrated and overrated like the Lopez twins?  Interchangeable like the Morris Twins?  A mystery in so many ways like the Collins twins? A too good to be true package deal like the Harrison Twins?

Then I heard the news the twins were going to be girls and when I add Girls + Basketball + twins, the answer I get is the beautiful Gonzales Twins.  The Kansas ballers are exactly how I would probably picture two female basketball players that are the product of the great basketball genes and model looks from MJ and YP.

Well, whether the two future princesses became ballers or just “normal everyday people,” the one thing they will have in common with the mentioned twins in the NBA is they probably wont ever have to worry about finances and finances is usually the biggest initial worry the average parents think about when they are expecting twins.


Speaking of “Goats” and “Air,” I was in a Calendar shop yesterday and came across a Calendar of “Goats in Trees.”  It might sound stupid to you but it’s probably the most awesome calendar I’ve ever seen.


I apologize for taking you from a pic of the Gonzales twins to a picture of a bunch of hairy Goats but would you rather I show you a pic of Anthony Davis and his hairy brow with one of the twins?




Thought so!


harrison-twins New Jersey Nets v Phoenix Suns


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