What great timing on the part of the Serbian Gangster, Darko Milicic, to announce his retirement from the NBA. We are just days away from the 2013 NBA Draft and like every draft we will watch teams draft future All-Star, get lucky and pick sleepers and make epic mistakes and draft busts like the man that was drafted after LeBron and before Melo, Wade and Bosh.
“No more chances. This is a done deal. Bygone. Hence I wear a lot of bad experiences. Guilt is mutual, it was bad moves with their with my hand. However, is not worth more to talk about. They think they should to play a supporting role and wait for his chance. understand why they have such an attitude. My NBA career speaks to me for such a player, and I know I’m not. “
Darko’s “bad experiences” included Detroit, Orlando, Memphis, New York, Minnesota and 1 game/5 minutes in Boston where he racked up 0 points, assists, steals, blocks, 1 rebound, 1 foul and 2 turnovers. Not exactly the way you want to end your career but then again he was doomed from the beginning as the #2 pick.
Let’s check out some of my favorite Darko moments beginning with this prediction that Darko will be better than LeBron James and a video and transcript of the best Darko interview of all-time
Reporter: Darko Milicic, congratulations despite the loss. First impressions?
Darko: Nothing, these three big shit heads, these two..three pussies have cheated us, that’s what happened. This pussy, these three shit heads think they are something. I will go and fuck their mothers’ pussy — all three of them, that’s what I’m gonna (????)…pussies all three of them, I’m gonna fuck his italian mother in her pussy, man, that’s what I want to say…
R: Darko, calm down a little bit, your impressions of the game?
D: He’s a shit head, he should suck my dick, go on..write that, man…all three of them, the first one and the second one and the third one…I don’t give a damn about this, that’s what I want to say.
D: Pussies..they don’t call anything…he fuck in his pants…I will fuck his mother in the mouth, man…if he has a daughter, I’ll fuck her too.
D: ???….we are fighting here, I died…I need an infusion, do you understand…and they cheat us like fuck…
Darko’s 1st game (vs LeBron James)
Darko rips his Grizzlies jersey
Chris Webber flips out when compared to Darko
Big Baby dunks on Darko
JR Smith dunks on Darko
Celtics (Doc, Pierce and Terry) praising Darko
Nic Batum dunks and hurts Darko
Derrick Favors dunks on Darko