Hilarious JR Smith High School Yearbook Quote “Get Chicks or Die Trying”

Published on April 24th, 2013 by Astramskas, David | 5,994 views


Unless they were voted “Best Looking” or “Most likely to Succeed,” most adults probably don’t want to show you their embarrassing high school yearbook photos. I’m sure Earl J Smith, Jr bka JR Smith doesn’t feel that way.  He not only had a cool looking photo, but his side picture quote might be the best I’ve ever seen.

And it looks like Smith has been doing a pretty good job staying alive.



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I can’t mention senior year photos without showing this pic of Blake Griffin.


But he’s done a pretty good job of staying alive too.

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About the Author

David Astramskas,

Aka VincentDa & RedApples fka Expiredpineapples. My alter-ego is a digital-marketing guy in Houston. Won editing awards & created obsolete flash websites that have been featured in mags like Sports Illustrated. Studied film & women at FSU during the golden age of hip-hop. Collects records, laserdiscs, sports memorabilia & toys. Father of 2 daughters that are more athletic and popular on YouTube.

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