I don't know what's more ridiculous: Charles Barkley saying he's not going to eat another meal until the Lakers win a game or porn star Sadie Santana saying she will "please" the entire Lakers' roster if they can win 47 games? I think her mouth is safe but Charles Barkley's mouth is going to have to eat his words because there's no chance the weight watcher model is going to go more than a few hours without putting something in his mouth.

The Lakers are 0-5 right now and basically a one-man show, but who's complaining? Magic Johnson isn't.

I know the Lakers are 0-5, but they are playing exciting basketball and Kobe is worth the price of admission.

— Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) November 5, 2014

I will agree with the statement about Kobe being worth the price of admission (although it's much easier for somebody who is worth near a billion dollars to say that) but I can't agree that the Lakers are playing "exciting ball."  When Nick and Julius come back then maybe they will be exciting and maybe they will start winning some games and maybe earn that visit from Sadie.