I would have preferred a Roast of Kobe Bryant on Comedy Central with Shaq and Jeff Ross, but this roast at the Gentlemen's Supper Club at Parcae for Kobe by roasters Carmelo Anthony, Chris Paul and Dwyane Wade was still pretty amusing.

According to TMZ, here's the gifts Kobe received.

• Cane
• Netflix subscription
• Underwear
• Reading glasses
• Preparation H
• Mamba fruit chews
• TV remote
• Denture adhesive cream
• Compression socks
• Barbaresco 1996 magnum bottle of Italian wine

That's cool, but I still want to see Kobe on the Comedy Central set with Shaq on the mic.