Do you remember when Kanye played basketball in a gym full of 70+ year old women in Australia? That happened last year. Remember when he scored 106 points against a wheelchair basketball team? That didn’t happen. Do you remember when Kim Kardashian spent $110k on his birthday to rent out Staples Center so Kanye, Russell Westbrook, John Wall, Justin Bieber, Tyga, Pusha T and friends could play some basketball? That supposedly really happened today!
And James Harden and 2 Chainz were coaches!
And John Legend sang the national anthem!
And they had NBA refs who weren’t busy blowing calls in the NBA Finals.
And on the jumbotron were videos by Kobe, Shaq and Magic Johnson.
What more can a mad genius ask for? How about a Larry O’Brien Championship trophy cake. Yep, he got that too.